I will start briefly with typical funny post:
So, the other night I was working and Brian was heading up to bed. I was totally like, uhh where is my good night kiss? So, he saunters over, grabs my hand and kisses it..
Bri: "That was a hand kiss."
Me: "Yeah, why?"
Bri: "That's how fancy people do it, I thought we could be fancy."
Me: "Right, well, we are NOT fancy, try again."
So he leans over and proceeds to air kiss each cheek....
Me: "Okay, you're annoying me."
Bri: "We'll if we're not fancy we can be European."
Me: "I'm from Boswell, we are NOT European, Do it RIGHT."
Brian: ~Heavy sigh~ "Fine...Here I come!"
He comes in with his mouth open and tongue all waggin....
Me: ~laughing~ "okay, you know what...never mind I don't want a kiss anymore."
Bri: "Okay, but you're missing out."
Next time I'll just go with the fancy kiss!!